I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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