he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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