I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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