His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I had to cum in my sink.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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