i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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