you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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