She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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