hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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