Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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