:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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