Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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