ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Duck Duck Cougar?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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