The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize