Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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