I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i would one night stand the shit outta him
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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