I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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