is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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