I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I think a kid would responsible me up
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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