There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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