the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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