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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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