you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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