Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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