Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
high people should be assigned attendants
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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