hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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