He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
