no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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