it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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