i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You need Xanax blowdarts
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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