oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i just google imaged poop.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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