OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We have started to decorate penises.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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