Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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