Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize