i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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