But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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