everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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