Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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