Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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