Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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