just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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