Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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