You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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