you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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