I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
