Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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