GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
that is very illegal...i love you.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
