I'm really into asian looking animals
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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