She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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