am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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