so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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