69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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