I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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