he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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