I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
