Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
