Duck Duck Cougar?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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