You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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