We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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